Team Staff

Owner/General Manager: SDdirtybird
Head Coach: Jim Mora Jr.
Offensive Coordinator: Mike Dunbar
Defensive Coordinator: Mike Zimmer
Special Teams Coordinator: Joe Pannunzio
Head Cheerleader: Jessica Biel
United States Teams Spokesman: Adam Sandler
International Teams Spokesman: Gisele Bundchen
Team Consultant: Will Smith

Head Coach, Jim Mora Jr.

Jim Mora is a defensive minded coach that we feel can lead the Polar Bears to a championship sometime in the near future. Head Coach of the Atlanta Falcons from 2004-06. He compiled a 26-22 (.542) record during his three years in Atlanta. The defense, which ranked dead last the year before, improved to 14th overall en route to leading the league with a franchise-record 48 quarterback sacks. Mora's defense held opposing offenses to zero points in the first quarter nine times, and also led the league in rushing defense (167.0 ypg). Mora joined the Falcons from the San Francisco 49ers where he spent seven seasons (1997-03), including the last five as defensive coordinator. His last two seasons, Mora's defense finished no worse than fourth in the NFC against the run and in 2003, the 49ers recorded 36 takeaways, their most since 1997. In addition, at least one player from Mora's defense was named to the Pro Bowl in four of his last five seasons as defensive coordinator.


Offensive Coordinator, Mike Dunbar

Mike Dunbar is an offensive genius that always seems to build up a great offense wherever he goes that we feel will do the same for the Polar Bears. Under Dunbar’s direction as offensive coordinator, Cal ranked 12th in the nation in total offense in 2006 and was ranked among the top 35 in the country in both passing offense (17th) and rushing offense (33rd). Dunbar’s offense also averaged 32.8 points per game, which was 11th in the nation for scoring offense.Prior to joining the Cal staff, Dunbar coached at Northwestern from 2001-05, the last four years serving as offensive coordinator. As offensive coordinator at Northwestern, the Wildcats ranked fourth in the country in total offense in 2005, averaging 500.3 yards per game to become just the second team in the history of the Big Ten to generate at least 500 yards per game. He tutored Northwestern quarterback Brett Basanez, who set 30 Northwestern offensive records and finished second in Big Ten history to Drew Brees in career passing yards (10,580), total offense (11,576) and completions (913). In 2005, Basanez set Northwestern season records for passing yards (3,622), total offense (4,027), completions (314) and touchdown passes (21). Dunbar’s offense would also set Sun Bowl records for total yards (584) and first downs (33) in 2005 against UCLA.


Defensive Coordinator, Mike Zimmer

Mike Zimmer is a defensive master-mind that we feel can build up a great defense here in Antarctica. Mike Zimmer enters his first season with the club after spending the past 13 years with the Dallas Cowboys, including the last seven years as Defensive Coordinator. During his time in Dallas, Zimmer established himself as one of the NFL's top defensive minds with a fundamentally sound and aggressive scheme. After joining the staff in 1994, he was promoted to Defensive Coordinator in 2000. In seven of his 13 years with the club, the Cowboys ranked in the top 10 in total defense and pass defense, while advancing to the postseason seven times. Prior to assuming the Defensive Coordinator post, Zimmer directed the Cowboys Secondary that was one of the league's best throughout the second half of the 1990's.


Special Teams Coordinator,  Joe Pannunzio

Joe Pannunzio was named the tight ends/special teams coordinator at the University of Miami on February 22, 2006. Pannunzio was the head coach at Murray State from 2000 to 2005 and was one of the most highly regarded tight ends/special teams coaches in the country during stints at Texas Christian, Minnesota, Mississippi and Auburn. Pannunzio, 46, has coached for the last 25 years coaching in college football, steadily rising the ranks from a star player at Southern Colorado to head coach. He spent the last six years as the head coach at Murray State, where his teams finished 30-37. His teams won one Ohio Valley Conference title and advanced to the playoffs one time.


Head Cheerleader, Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is an American actress and former fashion model best known for appearing in several Hollywood films such as Summer Catch, the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Illusionist, as well as for her early television role of Mary Camden in the long-running family-drama series 7th Heaven. Biel was born in Ely, Minnesota, the daughter of Kimberly (Kim) (née Conroe) and Jonathan Edward Biel, an entrepreneur. Biel, who has a younger brother, Justin, grew up in Boulder, Colorado, where her family had moved when she was very young. She is of Choctaw, German, French, and English descent.


United States Teams Spokesman, Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer. After becoming a popular Saturday Night Live cast member, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that grossed over US$100 Million at the box office.[1] Though he is best known for his comedic roles, such as in the films Billy Madison (1995), Happy Gilmore (1996), and Big Daddy (1999), he has also had success in romantic and dramatic roles, such as in the films Punch-Drunk Love (2002), Spanglish (2004), and Reign Over Me (2007).


International Teams Spokesman, Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen, (born July 20, 1980), is a Brazilian supermodel. She is recognized as being one of the most successful and highest-paid models in the world. Since her introduction to the fashion scene in the 1990s, she has appeared on many billboards and magazine covers, as well as numerous TV and print ads. Bündchen is currently the face of more than 20 brands worldwide from countries including the United States, Russia, Brazil, Italy, France, Mexico, Spain, Turkey, South Korea, Germany and Switzerland. According to Forbes, she earned $33 million in 2006, adding to her estimated $150 million fortune. She is currently listed in the Guinness World Records as the "world's richest supermodel".


Team Consultant, Will Smith

Willard Christopher "Will" Smith, Jr. (born September 25, 1968) is a Golden Globe- and two time Academy Award-nominated American actor, and a multiple Grammy Award-winning hip hop artist. He is one of a small group of people who have enjoyed success in three major entertainment media in the United States. Newsweek has called him the most powerful actor on the planet. Smith's most notable television role was that of William "Will" Smith (his namesake role) in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. In his film work, his notable roles include Agent J in Men in Black and Men in Black II, Muhammad Ali in Ali, as well as his role in the blockbuster Independence Day and more recently as Chris Gardner in The Pursuit of Happyness with his son Jaden Smith and as Robert Neville in I Am Legend with his daughter Willow Smith.